Favorite films

  • Mind Game
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Redline
  • Speed Racer

Recent activity

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  • Lamb


  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City


  • Vampires


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Animatrix

    The Animatrix


    all cinematic universes should be as wild, carefree, and dumb as the matrix

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    got very high to watch this and spent most of the running time repeating "this is the worst movie i've ever seen" over and over but i have since collected my thoughts and they need to go somewhere, sorry:

    - the first twenty minutes of this establish, repeatedly, that the only thing lebron james has cared about for the last twenty years has been basketball. video games, especially those with the looney tunes, are a stupid distraction so he throws…