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Krampus 2015
That initial sighting rooftop to rooftop is the stuff of nightmares. Feels like somebody woke up and feverishly wrote that down. Maybe that’s how we got here. If this was 85 they might have pushed it out a bit more with the gore. But I understand its purpose. It’s a middle class home invasion sleeper like Poltergeist. Wide audience needs that festive message.
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Jurassic World 2015
Christmas Day TV viewing. I’ve seen this twice now. Actually doesn’t do a bad job of setting things up, but It’s juggling act falls at precisely the same place everytime I’ve watched it. Just after the theme park centre is overrun. It loses all momentum and I suffer from amnesia.
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Stop Making Sense 1984
Never big fan of post Brian Eno Talking Heads. Which there’s a lot of it here. They mollowed out and lost the danger. But this won me over from David’s 808 Psycho Killer.
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 2017
Still think it’s biggest crime is just having Flashlight by Parliament just in the closing credits and not the backing to them cruising passed some mad fucking neon supernova.
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017
It’s about loss and when to run. Thats Empire Strikes Back enough for me.
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Mars Attacks! 1996
Imagine somebody took a bunch of mad schlock trading cards and constructed a film out of them? It’s a beautiful visual example of the replication of a comic book aesthetic, without the nitpicking interference of the point dexters of today’s internet. Like the cards it’s fuelled by comic books nerds revenge against the world. It could still do with bit more college jock torture.
Some of the humour hasn’t held up as well as the last time I watched it…
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Royal Space Force - The Wings Of Honneamise 1987
Space race as art house. The maiden rocket launch is a visual labour of love by a art department who’ve poured over NASA Saturn V stock footage. All cascading LOX ice and fuel lines being severed and falling away to the side. That attention to detail. Possibly the greatest alt earth visual aesthetic. Japan’s love affair with the shinden design in flight sequences. That title theme. Ryuichi Sakamoto music is the air, with themes reminiscent of Philip Glass’ Qasti work. …
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Saving Private Ryan 1998
The tension that is built by the sound of something ominous and mechanical, eerily echoing around that bombed out town. He still has it in him.
The Tiger Tank is the Shark.
Edith Piaf is the Indianapolis.