G has written 3 reviews for films rated ★★ during 2016.

  • Robocop: Prime Directives

    Robocop: Prime Directives


    Dark Justice ★ - youtu.be/Imr9IhPneN0?t=6m36s ...he gets a star.

    Meltdown ★ - Da Bombz ain't in this enough.

    Resurrection ★★  - The Legitimate Robocop TV Movie.

    Crash & Burn ★½  - The Legitimate non-Robocop TV Movie. Crime Prevention units get rubbered and smash a load of screen doors. Cat 5 navel kid. *pause*. Really good derezzed effects.

  • The Raid

    The Raid


    I understand this is stripped down built for export lean action film.... but it lacks any poetry of a Jackie Chan feature. The final fight I ended up fast forwarding it. You just get sick of looking at the movements. Great martial arts performances.
    Worst soundtrack I've heard in a film in a long time. No score would of created more tension than yer over loud dad does breakbeat.

  • Creature



    That 79' Alien planet landing sequence.. Beat for beat... but done in a garage with some beige IBM monitors. Kinski in sedated form.