Favorite films

  • Waiting for Guffman
  • The New World
  • Manhunter
  • Fox and His Friends

Recent activity

  • How to Blow Up a Pipeline

  • Coming to America

  • The Keep

  • Heat

Recent reviews

  • How to Blow Up a Pipeline

    How to Blow Up a Pipeline

    An entertaining, genuinely distressing movie. I suppose I’m ideological (or cynical) in the sense that I basically believe that if any of this material was actually volatile, we wouldn’t even be hearing about it. Or maybe that’s just being paranoid? Anyway. It was thrilling, and I enjoyed the Reservoir Dogs structure. It gave me a lot anxiety, or various types, which is…good?

  • Coming to America

    Coming to America

    The funniest movie ever? Perhaps. The longest? Oh most definitely.

Popular reviews

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Enjoyed the first hour or so, then felt totally beat up and exhausted. Felt like someone saying “I LOOOOOVE YOOOOOUUUUU” in super slo-mo for the last 80 minutes. A classic case of “if everything is awesome, then nothing is.” Its flaws are summed up—I think—by the gential blurring during the butt plug fight. A properly daring movie would have the nerve to show the dick and balls flopping around. The epic bacon “I put everything on a bagel!” humour also…

  • Equilibrium


    *snapping my finger at the screen every three seconds*

    That’s an emotion.
    That’s an emotion!
    THAT is definitely an emotion!