John is Afraid

Probably somewhere boiling denim.

Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • Scream
  • Dracula
  • Frankenhooker

Recent activity

  • Dream Scenario


  • The House of Mirth


  • Napoleon


  • The Killer


Pinned reviews

  • This Is the End

    This Is the End


    Hermione just stole all of our shit.

Recent reviews

  • The Exorcist: Believer

    The Exorcist: Believer


    David Gordon Green should be tried at The Hague. Perhaps the most disrespectful treatment of a legacy character I’ve ever seen.

  • No Hard Feelings

    No Hard Feelings


    The working man’s Licorice Pizza

Popular reviews

  • Falling Down

    Falling Down


    When Dwight has had it with Jim’s pranks.

  • Honey Boy

    Honey Boy


    Sundance Film #2:
    Incredibly harrowing and emotionally powerful, Honey Boy may not be an easy watch but it is ultimately an incredibly rewarding one.

    Shia LaBeouf truly is unrecognizable in a performance that strikes the same (and maybe even a greater) cord as Allison Janney in I, Tonya.

    Honey Boy is a film I know is going to haunt me for a long while.