john has written 24 reviews for films with no rating.

  • ReGOREgitated Sacrifice

    ReGOREgitated Sacrifice

    I have no idea how to rate this. This is absolutely not for the squeamish featuring scenes of people vomiting, conjoined twins being removed with lots of blood and gore. All told with a very unsettling presentation and ghoulish sound design. Easily the scariest and disturbing thing i’ve ever seen.

  • Hulk New Rose Hote;

    Hulk New Rose Hote;

    goated stuff, no need for it to be half stared

  • We Are Who We Are

    We Are Who We Are

    Episode 7 + 8

  • World of Tomorrow

    World of Tomorrow

    giant review coming soon

  • The Room

    The Room

    this and a blunt 


  • Lost in Transit

    Lost in Transit

    God I loved this so much. Sam, I don’t know you but you are such a talent!

  • Crazy World

    Crazy World

    Might be my favorite of the year. Crazy World is crazy and bizarre but I couldn’t help but have an absolute blast with it. It is everything I expected from a Nabawa IGG picture and more with an incredible voice over work by VJ. The action and editing are incredible and the story is just insane. 

    Please watch it! You won’t find anything else like it


  • Ma


    Ma is such an oddity of a film. On the one hand, it is a enjoyable thrill-ride with a hilarious performance from Octavia Spencer and on the other hand it is a really poorly written script with very unlikeable characters. I cannot say that I hated it nor can I say I loved it either. Ma meets right in the middle, it’s trashy fun for the sake of it where film logic is thrown right out the window. This film…

  • Flat Nuts

    Flat Nuts

    Flat Nuts really is worth the hype. It is a parody of sketch shows like SNL and Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared but twists it on its head and is phenomenal. The acting is great by everyone involved and every character is given a moment to shine. This all concludes to one of the most emotional and melancholic finales I’ve seen in a long time. 

    Please watch it! Give my really good friend the support he needs!


  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    Torn on this

    Gonna need another watch 


  • Troll 2

    Troll 2

    God I loved this and god I'm not rating it because as much as I would love giving this a 5 star, this is dreadful, but i had so much fun watching this


  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

    What a way to cap off a masterful trilogy