'do you realise, in modern day society, there's almost no need to leave the house?'

this is a line from a movie released in 1992. you sweet soul, you barely knew a thing.

also, massive movie pet peeve of mine is when a character says something 'witty' or 'clever' and then another character tells them how clever or witty they were for saying that. you can't congratulate yourself in a screenplay for a line you wrote, it's dumb