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  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw

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    Okay now make this movie again except good

  • Resident Evil

    Resident Evil

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    Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez fuck shit up and it ends with a Slipknot song. This movie rules so fucking hard

  • Escape Room

    Escape Room

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    Hollywood let Skeet Ulrich be in better movies challenge

  • Tales of Halloween

    Tales of Halloween

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    I loved it! I'm officially in the Halloween spirit!

  • Crawl

    Crawl

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    So much fun! Effy said fuck hurricanes and fuck alligators too!

  • The House of the Devil

    The House of the Devil

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    Really nails the tone of older horror films, instead of just filling the film with references to them. Wonderful. And Jocelin Donahue & that outfit are so so cute

  • Gwen

    Gwen

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    Finally, some good fucking food

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

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    Formal request to Hollywood to have Bill Murray and Adam Driver star in EVERY movie.

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

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    There's some interesting stuff here, but frustrating character decisions take me out of a movie so fast and this film was full of them.

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    πŸ–€Happy 10th birthday to one of my favorite filmsπŸ–€

  • Tall Girl

    Tall Girl

    Β½

    finally a film that documents the most oppressed group in our society

  • Slender Man

    Slender Man

    Β½

    Genuinely incredible. I mean... I'm in awe