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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    I'm utterly speechless. This is hands-down one of the best movies I've seen in a movie theater, and was probably the best birthday present I could have received. Not only is it on par with the 1982 original, but it is completely its own monster, and there's a lot that could have gone wrong with this. Thankfully, Denis Villeneuve knows what he's doing. Can we just all agree that this dude is the filmmaker of this generation? The dude is…

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place


    all those jumpscares and scariest thing to me is still the nail on the stairs...

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  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built


    Hoo boy.

    Might be one of the best metatextual commentaries on art of the decade. Von Trier and his sick mind definitely deserve a spot in on of the circles of Hell, but DAMN. This was incredible. I can see people being turned off by how sickening it is to watch a serial killer as our protagonist (complex as he may be), but man, those last 20 minutes are like something out of Renaissance portraits. Seriously, what was this thing’s…

  • Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle

    Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle


    Thank you, Netflix, for simultaneously giving me nightmare fuel AND killing my childhood.

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  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw


    One star for Jake Gyllenhaal. One star for Toni Colette. Half a star for Jake Gyllenhaal's ass cheeks.

    That's it.

  • Shoplifters



    Yeah.... This one's gonna be remembered for a long time. Just a feeling.