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  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle


    I’m currently at home on paternity leave so I watched this film from under a sleeping newborn and after only a couple of hours’ sleep and I feel like this was the exact right mindset to approach this film. Harmless fluff.

  • Annihilation



    Christ, I nearly sprained my eye sockets rolling them so hard at that ending.

    The rest of the film is an enjoyable mishmash of all the quote-unquote “hard” sci-fi films you can think of. And you can forgive the derivativeness because it’s at least visually arresting. And you can forgive the dialogue being on the nose sometimes because, well, maybe some people need a little dig-out when it comes to nuance.

    But fuck me, that ending is where I draw the line. That should have been alarm bells for whoever approved this screenplay.

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  • Whiplash



    If you were to draw a venn diagram of three of my favourite films — Rocky, Full Metal Jacket and The Social Network — right in the middle you’d find Whiplash. In the same way that Jaws isn’t really a film about a shark, this isn’t really a film about drumming. It’s a film about obsession. It’s a film about drive and being driven. It’s a film about sacrifice.

    There’s so much to like about this film. The performances from…

  • Skyfall



    If Casino Royale was a post-Bourne Bond, then Skyfall is most certainly a post-Tinker Tailor Bond. For a modern blockbuster, the pace is positively glacial, and for the first time in years, we see Bond engage in actual spycraft. This is a welcome relief to the exhausting parkour and shooting that so dominated the previous films.

    What's not so welcome, though, is the fact that Sam Mendes has delivered an origin story not for the modern, 21st century Bond, but…