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  • The Empty Man

    The Empty Man


    Frustratingly close to being a really great movie but tries too hard to be all the horror films at once even when it actually detracts from the overall film (the bear thing had me rolling my eyes so hard that I actually saw the inside of my own head) and the ending shits the bed so hard that it's hard to walk away from this feeling in any way satisfied.

    Which is a shame because the first hour -- not even, the first twenty minutes -- has some really great, really smart stuff in it.

  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

    Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World


    I remember catching a tiny bit of this when it was on TV over a Christmas a few years ago. I'd heard this was a film full of amazing naval combat and some incredible visuals but all I saw was Paul Bettany walking around an island in a housecoat? Wtf?

    Watching it all the way through, turns out there's more to it than just that and it's a solid entry in the 'dad movie' canon.

    Final battle is an incoherent mess though.

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