Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the people who write the dreadful dialogue for videogames were given the budget to make a film?
Well, that's what Brawl in Cell Block 99 is here for: to answer a question no-one was asking. And for good measure, why not throw in Vince Vaughn doing the least amount of acting I think I've ever seen an actor do.
Having said that, it's not an entirely awful film. It's…