My reviews are only one liners because my brain isn’t capable of stringing multiple thoughts together
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Basic Instinct 1992
Michael douglas called her the fuck of the century when that was the most mid sex I’ve ever seen
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
I can’t believe wanda wanted to live in universe hearing those kids sing about ice cream
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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022
Too young to see the moon landing, too old to be around for flying cars, but the perfect age to witness the peak of cinema
