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  • Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling

    Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling

    ★★★★

    I love that this doesn't exist simply to pander to nostalgiaholics. It's also got something to say about change and accepting it.

  • Secret Obsession

    Secret Obsession

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Has every cliche you can think of for this kind of movie.

    An attractive, seemingly-normal-at-first person who turns out to be a total psycho? ✔️

    A sex scene involving the victim and the person secretly obsessed with them? ✔️

    A "revelation" moment where our main character finds out the truth through a photograph? ✔️

    The villain's name isn't actually the villain's name? ✔️

    A "suspenseful" sequence where our protagonist is chained up by their captor, who leaves the house. Our…

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  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    J.K. Simmons. Holy shit.

    Miles Teller. Holy shit.

    The final scene. Holy shit.

    Whiplash. Holy shit.

  • Bright

    Bright

    Max Landis (at his bedroom desk): "I want to write a cop movie that's part buddy cop comedy, part commentary on racism. What can I do to make this idea stand out from the rest?"

    *Max swings his chair around and sees Lord of the Rings sitting on his bookshelf*

    Max: "I KNOW!"