Johnnie Regalado

The perfect length for a film is 90 minutes.

I rank with my heart and I often go back and revise.

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Aliens
  • Alien³
  • Alien Resurrection

Recent activity

  • Enter the Dragon


  • Iron Man 2

  • Se7en


  • Top Gun: Maverick


Recent reviews

  • Enter the Dragon

    Enter the Dragon


    Watched this on my birthday because it is also Bruce Lee’s birthday. 

    The hall of mirrors scene is pretty epic. Also cool how many spare hands Han has.

  • Se7en



    Way pulpier than I remember it being when I first saw this years and years ago. Holds up pretty well, but kind of feels like a proto-film-bro movie which is hard to ignore.

Popular reviews

  • Sweetie



    I really enjoyed this. Every shot was a pleasure to look at. Good script, good acting.

    So many great little details and weird moments: hiding from the neighbour kid, the porcelain horses, making out in an oil stain. A delight all around. 

    I’m a Camper now. Bring on the next one.

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    It starts so quiet and by the end it’s just shouting directly at your heart and soul. Wow.