Look, I don't want to upset anyone, nor should anyone's rating of a film be taken as a full-on insult, but I won't lie about my enjoyment of a film…
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The Railway Children Return 2022
Thirty-nine years after the events of The Railway Children, Bobbie Waterbury (Jenny Agutter) is now a loving grandmother who has agreed to take in World War II evacuees along with…
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The Lion King 2019
Did Gus Van Sant remake Psycho for nothing? At least that film has some conceptual artistic merit, The Lion King (2019) is just about the most soulless feature film I…
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Jurassic World Dominion 2022
Another nostalgia cash-grab for the pile. I’d respect the idiocy if it wasn’t so painfully boring.
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
imagine making a multiverse movie and exploring 3 of the lamest dimensions
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The Music Box 1932
I’m a big Laurel and Hardy fan and this is obviously one of their classics. Really well timed slapstick throughout. Love the pace of the gags. Billy Gilbert’s outraged Professor…
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