This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Film Club Secret Cinema, Pick by [REDACTED]
I'll never forgive the Japanese!
I thought Gantz had prepared me. I thought Baki the Grappler had prepared me. I thought JoJo, including that alternate ending to Emergence involving Josuke, had prepared me. I thought that one time the Great Muta sprayed his signature green mist into the vagina of Yinling the Erotic Terrorist and then she hatched an egg with a 500-pound sumo wrestler in it had prepared me.