With phoned-in performances, terrible visual effects, uninspired action and destruction sequences, flat direction, bland and thinly written characters, draggy pacing, and atrocious dialogue that consists of either tired cliches, groan-inducing expository jargon, or both at the same time, Geostorm is quite possibly the worst, most lifeless, and most brutally boring big-budget disaster film since 1998's Godzilla, and it doesn't help that it reeks of a troubled production and features far too much talking and far too little of any of what's in the title to pass off as schlocky B-movie entertainment.

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