The Vow ★½

It's been mocked pretty comprehensively, but it's a pretty interesting idea, done with absolutely no imagination, so I guess that qualifies it as a not-disaster. There's probably more I could say, about Channining Tatumum's terrible enunciation, or how Rachel McAdams' awful haircut made me want her to get a new stylist, once she fires her agent for shoving her into pablum like this and the truly execrable Morning Glory, but nothing I can say will match up to this brilliant illustrated review from Lisa Hanawalt of Vanity Fair. There are spoilers, so beware.