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  • Wayne's World

    Wayne's World


    "Party on, Wayne"
    "Party on, Garth"

    I can't believe I hadn't watched this until now. It's a hilariously wacky self-aware comedy that holds up extremely well, despite a couple of dated references. So many quotable lines and memorable visual gags.

  • Fatman



    Pretty much as stupid as you'd expect from the premise. I like the small-scale and grounded modern interpretation of Santa, and there are a few fun moments but overall pretty forgettable.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    I expected nothing and I was still disappointed. There isn't a single redeeming quality about this movie. At least The Force Awakens had a few instances of good cinematography and special effects, but The Last Jedi doesn't even have that. I'm not exaggerating when I say that every single aspect of this movie is terrible. It's painfully obvious that no one involved in the production of this garbage cared about it. This is not a Star Wars film, it's a…

  • Strawinsky and the Mysterious House

    Strawinsky and the Mysterious House


    "Special thanks to: Jesus Christ"

    The moral of this story is that if you read forbidden books you'll literally turn into a massive blob of fat.

    Also this:

    And this: