"Jurassic World? Not a fan."
Wow this movie is bad. And overly long. It's impossible to care about any of the characters because they all talk like the way a 50 year old Universal executive thinks kids these days talk. Dr. Sattler at one point says with a completely straight face that Ian Malcolm "slid into my DMs." The autistic Tim Cook villain could have been interesting but he doesn't have any real agency in the plot and so comes…