I don’t kick people when they’re down, but also movies aren’t people, so I think I can say this much and not feel too guilty about being mean:
This was a cursed project. MORBIUS was cursed. The upcoming KRAVEN is cursed. Even VENOM Parts 1 and 2 and the upcoming 3, as popular as they are, are cursed. You can’t blame the actors, or the directors, or even the writers. (Well maybe the writers, just a little bit.) It’s the…
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Confess, Fletch 2022
This is a fun movie. Nothing to shake the pillars of Heaven. Just fun. Cozy, even. Pretty easy for Roy Wood Jr. to scoop it up and walk away with!
But here’s what I need to know: Why is there not a theme song over the end credits with lyrics excitedly talking up the main character and his adventures? If Chevy Chase could get one in 1985, it feels reasonable to get one for Jon Hamm in 2022. Stephanie Mills is still around!
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Mamma Mia! 2008
Know how some people insist "Meryl Streep can do anything"? This movie is full of things she can't do.