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  • Apex Predators

    Apex Predators

    APEX PREDATORS has more idle time than BIRDEMIC. That was a Michael Bay film compared to this one. Remember the opening of JAWS, with the scenes of fish during the opening titles (before anything happens)? This has long, long, long stretches of underwater footage. If you like watching fish that aren’t sharks, you might enjoy it. I guess I should also mention this movie has a bunch of gratuitous titties, but I wish I hadn’t.

  • The Commando

    The Commando

    ★★

    THE COMMANDO has no connection to the 1985 Arnold movie. It’s MJW dealing with PTSD while Mickey Rourke and his buddies plan to rob his house. (Though Michael Jai White would be up for the challenge, I’m not sure this movie was the place to explore PTSD.) Mickey and MJW finally throw down four minutes before it ends. That is way more underwhelming than it sounds, sadly. Jeff Fahey pops up in a couple scenes to give Mickey a hug, so does Mickey’s BFF John Enos III but you’d probably only know him if you’ve seen as many Mickey Rourke movies as I have.

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