Jonas G.

Jonas G.

Confusion is the name of my horse.

Favorite films

  • Cemetery Man
  • The Thing
  • Lost Highway
  • Modern Romance

Recent activity

  • In the Court of the Crimson King: King Crimson at 50


  • Die Hard


  • 2001: A Space Odyssey


  • Reptile


Recent reviews

  • The Onania Club

    The Onania Club


    John Waters’ favorite film of 2021, apparently. It’s certainly a unique piece of work: a dirt-cheap movie about filthy-rich people, who get off, quite literally, on the misery of others, in a series of increasingly outrageous vignettes. Much like The Human Centipede, the director’s most famous outing, it’s barely a movie, and more of an extremely tasteless joke stretched to feature length. It’s never boring, though, and the 5 lead actresses - I’m using the term loosely here - really give it their all.

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's


    Never a good sign when a sentient cupcake is the scariest thing in your so-called horror movie... At least Wally's Wonderland had Nicolas Cage!

Popular reviews

  • Double Lover

    Double Lover


    Oh, but this is not a two star review - the second star is but a mirror image of the first. Clever I am, so clever! (Forced French laughter)

  • San Andreas

    San Andreas

    Good luck making any kind of impression with a CGI action flick while Fury Road is still playing in cinemas, guys.