Favorite films

  • Cemetery Man
  • The Thing
  • Lost Highway
  • Modern Romance

Recent activity

  • Last Night in Soho


  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings


  • Dune


  • Don't Breathe 2


Recent reviews

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho


    Very hard to make a woke giallo, apparently. Still, some incredible filmmaking skills on display. Also, Dario called, he wants his twist back.

  • Candyman



    Apparently, if you say his name five times during a pitch meeting, a flashy but hollow reboot/remake/sequel will appear.

Popular reviews

  • Double Lover

    Double Lover


    Oh, but this is not a two star review - the second star is but a mirror image of the first. Clever I am, so clever! (Forced French laughter)

  • San Andreas

    San Andreas

    Good luck making any kind of impression with a CGI action flick while Fury Road is still playing in cinemas, guys.