i wish i hated this because i despise its dumb centrist South Park-style "actually, both sides are bad" politics and i hate how it's even more disgustingly misogynistic than the first (pretty much everything involving Poppy Delevingne's character is woefully misguided and contains one of the most deeply uncomfortable shots i've ever seen in a film), but hey, it's dumb, schlocky trash, and it just happens to be a brand of dumb schlocky trash that i manage to have fun…

boy oh boy this sure is raging garbage. one of the most vile and unpleasant films i've ever seen. if you wanna watch a woman be emotionally and physically tortured for two hours for the sake of a vapid statement about how we mistreat the planet and about how artists are shitty people, then this is the movie for you. not nearly as crazy or complex as many will have you believe, but whatever. can't wait to be told that…

Oh, how I love thee Nolan. This is one of those movies that I feel like is difficult to review, for multiple reasons. One, because I really don’t want to give away too much, and two, because it’s one of those extremely rare films where it’s difficult to use words to tell you how good it is. Somehow, Nolan has managed to exceed my expectations for Interstellar, even with it being one of my most anticipated movies of the year.…

Birdman is self indulgent, self important, and pretentious to the point where it thinks it's the greatest movie ever made. Iñárritu essentially paints himself as the ultra-hipster, who hates what cinema has become and thinks people like himself are here to save it. His themes are heavy handed to the extent where I'm not sure if he even knows the definition of subtle. He puts his own opinions and societal views on such a high pedestal and crams them down…