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  • Waterworld



    My brain tells me this is a one star movie but my heart gives it five.

  • The Spiral Staircase

    The Spiral Staircase


    Probably the most giallo-y movie of the 1940s.

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    You people are fucking high.

  • Litan



    Grotesque absurdist comedy about a couple on the run through a small French town during its esoteric festival of the dead. It's difficult to describe Litan without leaning on other references, so: this is like Monty Python's The Wicker Man meets The Purge 2 directed by Wojciech Has. (And therefore the reviewer who compares it to Gymkata is somehow totally spot-on.) It's sort of a quasi-episodic labyrinth in which there always seems to be another story happening just out of frame. Totally singular and incredible film.