America, you great unfinished symphony.
Still works better as a sequel to Begins than The Dark Knight, and the seams are more glaring than they were before. But Tom Hardy’s Bane is still amazing, even after a near decade of shitty impressions by everyone you know (including me), and Hathaway’s 2012 Oscar should be at least 50% credited to this movie instead of Les Miserables.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A thing this movie got incredibly right about the Florida Keys is the fact that Moondogs 1000% exist and are often accompanied by roosters and small cats, including in bars and on boats
Matthew McC might be a Texan, but no one else could have been allowed to star in this Florida Man biopic
That this movie has only one extended scene with Snoop Dogg and Jimmy Buffett and not a full soundtrack album by them is a travesty