America, you great unfinished symphony.

Still works better as a sequel to Begins than The Dark Knight, and the seams are more glaring than they were before. But Tom Hardy’s Bane is still amazing, even after a near decade of shitty impressions by everyone you know (including me), and Hathaway’s 2012 Oscar should be at least 50% credited to this movie instead of Les Miserables.

Me: This doesn't mean Carson was right.

Narrator: But he was right.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.