• The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
  • Hamilton


    Great, but how is this a movie

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    Josstice Leauge: You smell good
    ZSJL: You spoke

    Do I have to say anything more? Superior in every way.

  • Soul



    I really need to start watching movies again

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    T H E
    M O N O L O G U E S

  • Onward



    Excuse me, which one of you hoes out here was saying this movie's
    mediocre? Shut up, because Onward is actually terrific.

    I was surprised to see Onward drop on google play yesterday, (thanks coronavirus) and instantly bought it, because I am contractually obligated to watch every Pixar movie from now until the end of time, because they are the most excellent movie studio in operation. And it was a perfect Saturday afternoon watch!

    The film had a wonderful sense of…

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out


    Ben Shapiro spoiled the ending to this film for me. Hey Ben, when you say "Spoiler Alert" after already ruining a movie, that doesn't help.

    Anyway, this movie is sick. One of my favorites of the year.

  • Frozen II

    Frozen II


    2020 marks 30 years of The Rescuers Down Under being Disney's greatest animated sequel.

    This movie was a whole lot of anticlimactic.

  • Ford v Ferrari

    Ford v Ferrari


    Out of the 9 best picture nominees this year, this one inspired the least amount of passion. And that's because everyone can agree that while this isn't one of the most groundbreaking or impactful of films of the year, it's the definition of "a really good movie". It's well acted, watchable, and tells a good story. Christian Bale is phenomenal, and every racing scene made my heart race along with the cars. The vehicular audio and visual porn was delicious,…

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit


    Guys, if 2019 is any indication, I think movies are actually getting better.

  • 1917



    1917 is a remarkable achievement. The one take technic is not just Oscar bait, it is a choice that enhances the story being told. And sometimes even more than the unbroken shot, I appreciated that this film was (for the most part) set in real time. It gives a wonderfully natural progression to all of the events shown. And everytime there is action, OH BOY. It is insanely well done. Heart-pounding, scary, gorgeous, (thanks to Deakins) and engrossing. That one…

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides


    I'm not gonna remember this film in T minus 1 day. (Yup, already forgot.)