★★★★ Watched 06 Aug, 2020
I would kill you, the person reading this right now, to look like Robert Mitchum
★★★★ Watched 30 Jun, 2020
★★ Watched 25 Apr, 2020
A samurai movie featuring self-inflicted cock and ball torture should not be this boring
★★★ Rewatched 19 Mar, 2020 2
The Caesar haircut looked really good on George Clooney and literally nobody else (possible exception: Caesar). Salma Hayek is a pretty lady. This movie is better before the vampires show up.