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  • Hanzo the Razor: Sword of Justice

    Hanzo the Razor: Sword of Justice

    ★★

    A samurai movie featuring self-inflicted cock and ball torture should not be this boring

  • From Dusk Till Dawn

    From Dusk Till Dawn

    ★★★

    The Caesar haircut looked really good on George Clooney and literally nobody else (possible exception: Caesar). Salma Hayek is a pretty lady. This movie is better before the vampires show up.