Allen Ginsberg reading Kaddish to a half interested room of elderly mahjong players is peak cinema.
*Goldmember voice*: Thorin loves gooooooooollllddd
Anyways, what’s with Jackson’s obsession with making all evil things look like they’re evil? Dude never heard of complex emotions that go beyond surface level? Did he miss when subtlety called? Also, all evil things make tiger sounds...how? Do orcs have a special organ that allows them to speak like an advanced primate but also roar and shit?
What’s that? You actually wanted my review of the film? Oh, well, it sucks of course!