Jordan Geelhoed

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  • The Gray Man

    ★★½

  • Elvis

    ★★★★

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★★

  • Vengeance

    ★★★½

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  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man

    ★★½

    This wasn’t necessarily bad, it just never really rose above mediocrity. And usually I wouldn’t expect anything else from a standard Netflix action movie, but when one has a cast like The Gray Man does and a budget of $200M or something ridiculous like that, it’s a little disappointing when all I can say about it was “I wasn’t that interested but I guess it wasn’t bad”. Ryan Gosling is ok in the lead role (I don’t remember his or…

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★

    Look man I love Nardo Wick but why the fuck was he in the credits rapping to a remix of In The Ghetto

    I think I like Baz Luhrmann as a director, even if I didn’t really like either of his 2 films that I’ve seen (Great Gatsby & Romeo + Juliet), just cause his maximalist style is so off-the-wall that I can’t help but respect it. But honestly, I think his style really works for a movie like this. The…

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  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★★

    I’m gonna do a joke I’m sure no one has ever told before— I disagree with the title, 2 hours and 43 minutes is actually quite a lot of time to die. Oh my God thank you thank you I’ll be here all week!
    But nah I really enjoyed this movie, thought it brought the Craig era of Bond to an end with a bang. For as much as he seems to hate doing Bond movies based on all the…

  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★

    The drama concerning the Peter/MJ, Peter/Harry, and Peter/Aunt May relationships was just as meh as I remember it being and it really kinda drags the 2nd act down, but the hero/villain sequences are still as spectacular as they were back when I saw them as a kid, and they’re enough to keep this movie in the top tier of Spider-Man movies. I’ll always have a soft spot for Dafoe’s Green Goblin when it comes to best villain in the series,…