“Why'd ya spill yer beans?”

Willem DaFoe? More like Willem DaFarts a lot as a salty sea man who lusts after a light in this bean spillin’, bird killin’, lobster lovin’, mermaid masturbatin’, manic nightmare trip of a movie.

“Prepare to get bashed! In a fun way, like consensually bashed, I mean. Consensually bashed, it should say. Prepare to get consensually bashed.”

Booksmart is like wholesome incarnate. 

I love and also hate that I am such a Jared x Amy. It brings back so many traumatic HS memories but also makes my heart feel so full and warm.

A lot of *edgy* Freshman boys are going to have this *twisted* poster on their walls, huh?

“I’m a criminal, yo.”

A proper send off to a deserving and tortured character. While it does not necessarily feel like Breaking Bad, it has the heart which made it an overall nice ride.

This movie also made me REALLY miss Better Call Saul. Like, I need the show back on TV now.

(Rest in Peace to the great Robert Forster 💔)