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  • Phantasm



    "I just don't get off on funerals, man. They give me the creeps."

    This film is like an eerie and surreal dream you can only remember parts of after waking. Everything feels so familiar yet slightly skewed.
    This is a great film to re-watch multiple times from other perspectives. I notice other oddities every time I watch it. Very few pieces of art make me feel the way this movie does and I love it with all of my nerdy…

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    A Science-fiction, body horror, timeless, MASTERPIECE. I can not get enough of this movie. I already want to watch it again and that is a very rare feeling for me. I bought the Scream Factory blu-ray and am loving every bit of this restoration and all the glorious extras. Just buying movies again is something I've been enjoying. I really like to support a piece of art that means a lot to me.

    I know Ennio Morricone did the original…

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  • Come to Daddy

    Come to Daddy


    I’ve gotten to the point where I want to see most of what Elijah Wood is a part of in film, wether it’s acting or producing. He’s always making weird and wonderful stuff, the kind of thing I wanna get my eyeballs on. This flick fits that bill perfectly and I’d say go into it knowing as little as possible. I saw the movie poster and was sold. 

    Great flick for a first time director. There’s a few beach shots…

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    I just wanted Timon to ask Simba what he thought of Brittany Spears and give him a dollar. I should have just watched Billy On The Street.

    1 live action remake with no live action out of 5

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  • Mandy



    A truly unique experience. The first half put me in a hypnotic trance and the second half hit me with a bolt of energy. During the opening scene when I heard King Crimson being played over the credits and beautiful forest shots, I knew this movie would me my sort of jam.
    The use of color in this was excellent and kept my attention span longer than a lingering shot typically would. The color scheme and lighting gave me vibes…

  • The Return of the Living Dead

    The Return of the Living Dead


    “Are you crazy? Are you on PCP?” 

    I was craving brains, so I figured I’d throw this on for a rewatch.

    I mean, this flick is really perfect for coming down from some THC taffy. Silly ass fun that takes itself just the perfect amount of serious. It’s so fucking ridiculous. Do they make pure fun, horror romps like this anymore? I need more of this style of flick in my life. 

    Just one of those flicks that keeps you smiling for 90 minutes and also has some spectacular practical effects to boot. 

    4 1/2 eating brains takes the pain away out of 5