Yeah, that's right. Four stars. Seriously.
I will have to elaborate later - right now I'm just too happy. I had a blast. I didn't think I would, since shark movies always disappoint me.
But I loved it! Hahahhhh, I actually did. No, it's not perfect. Only Jaws is, and only Jaws will ever be.
But it's not at all awful either. It's actually just flawed in a small way, and I was so entertained and thrilled that I could overlook the flaws. YAY!
Also: I think I just fell a bit in love with Jason Statham. Wtf?