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  • Eternals

    ★★★★

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★★★

  • Squid Game

    ★★★★

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★★

    The least bored I've ever been while watching a really boring movie.
    This movie has a lot of problems which I don't deny any of but I found it so interesting just to watch because it felt like a different kind of experience and a different way to tell one of these stories.
    It's so awkward and stilted, and I liked that because it really did feel alien.
    My biggest problem with the movie is I wish they leant into…

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★★★

    A genuine cinematic masterpiece.
    This is the most important gay marriage movie ever made.

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  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    There's nothing better during the holiday mornings like sitting down with the family and watching a movie that tells you to go fuck yourself for 2 and a half hours. Sitting in a circle together and coughing into each other's mouths would be a more entertaining and worthwhile experience.
    It isn't even fucking Chris Pine it's just a fucking guy.
    This movie is significantly worse than Catwoman and all the other meme superhero movies, this is one of the worst…

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    ★★★★★

    This movie pops beyond belief.
    It's exactly like someone understood what Suicide Squad was trying to do, and just delivered a perfected version of it on a silver platter instead of some gutter trash.
    It's absolutely crushing that this movie bombed because no one trusted it after Suicide Squad, and we get fucked out of a sequel.
    It has the sharp, snappy pacing of something akin to an Edgar Wright movie, and manages to have so many threads going at…