Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Perfect Blue
  • Oldboy
  • Synecdoche, New York

Recent activity

  • Insidious


  • Divergent


  • Kingsman: The Secret Service


  • Bridesmaids


Recent reviews

  • Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale

    Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale


    Rating barbie movies harshly is pretty dumb since taking such a silly, cute, and whimsical world of Barbie and critiquing it from head to toe is a waste of energy. However, that stupid french dog with his stupid fucking smile and awful disgusting voice and eyebrows literally made me want to climb into the screen and squeeze him like a go-gurt. Also the villain was bland…and the sparkles got a little eye-numbing. BUT, this has some of the most iconic Ken scenes in the Barbie cinematic universe, had one of the cutest Barbie fits ever, and a banger song… so i’ll give points for that.

  • Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde


    indoctrinate your children with this movie. force them to watch it on repeat clockwork orange style. gotta teach em young.

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