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  • The Nun

    The Nun


    “This place is cursed. The horse agrees”

    Following the trend of “hire a director who has only ever done one movie”, The Conjuring Shared Universe offers up the biggest “hit” of Fall 2018 that officially kicks off our Horror season (because NO ONE saw Slenderman), the Nun.

    How do I do this without spoilers… by spoiling the other movie in the recap naturally.

    When last we left “The Nun”, the “ghostly demonic visage of Lorraine Warren’s warped Catholic faith”, Valak…

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Deadpool Too: X-force Gon Give It to Ya"

    This was a movie that I all but ignored despite having loved the original.

    I stand by all the claims and praises I heaped on the original. It was truly a genre-breaker meta-commentary that wasn’t annoying and instead poked fun at the modern state of superhero movies.

    Deadpool Too, especially the “Super Duper Cut” that I picked up, is JUST a superhero movie; a damn good one at that.

    Somewhere between…

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  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok

    I loved the first 8 minutes of this movie. The rest... are nine tonally different segmented parts that can best be described as "PG Planet Hulk meets What we Do in the Shadows as parodied by Sesame Street and packaged for five year olds."

    I knew to expect Planet Hulk going in. It was shame knowing that my favorite Avenger and one of my favorite Marvel characters would be side-lined in his own movie, and for a ripoff of a…

  • Dunkirk


    We had FIVE walk outs in our theater.

    "Sarah Connor was Mistaken": Dunkirk- A SPOILER FREE review

    You’ve seen the score and by now either left an angry react on facebook/an angry comment on Letterboxd, or I piqued your curiosity into the how and why.

    Before we get to that, I’m going to give you the GOOD; hell the GREAT. If you follow my reviews regularly, (thank you), you know I only tackle the Objective, and never give or remove…