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  • Glass



    “Superman punch him Ronnie!”

    Glass is the inevitable conclusion to the Eastrail trilogy. If you were all aboard for Unbreakable and Split, odds are you showed up for a deconstructed X-men movie. Ironically, Shy-Guy seems to want us to think he’s a fan of comic books, but his dialog especially his expository dialog says otherwise. Dude coulda hired Scott Lobdell for crib notes and it woulda been less painful.

    If you like “marvel movies” and are too stupid or ADD…

  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel


    “The only thing she couldn’t remember…was how to forget”

    Peggy McIntaggart shines in this 1988/1989 direct to video masterpiece. After her brother is murdered by a local gang, Maggie (McIntaggart) is let out of women’s prison to go to the funeral and hunt down her brother’s killers. Teaming up with Analee (Michele Bauer, Nightmare Sisters; Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers) the pair exact revenge for Maggie’s brother using everything from hand to hand martial arts, to baseball bats, glass bottles, and even…

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  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok

    I loved the first 8 minutes of this movie. The rest... are nine tonally different segmented parts that can best be described as "PG Planet Hulk meets What we Do in the Shadows as parodied by Sesame Street and packaged for five year olds."

    I knew to expect Planet Hulk going in. It was shame knowing that my favorite Avenger and one of my favorite Marvel characters would be side-lined in his own movie, and for a ripoff of a…

  • Dunkirk


    We had FIVE walk outs in our theater.

    "Sarah Connor was Mistaken": Dunkirk- A SPOILER FREE review

    You’ve seen the score and by now either left an angry react on facebook/an angry comment on Letterboxd, or I piqued your curiosity into the how and why.

    Before we get to that, I’m going to give you the GOOD; hell the GREAT. If you follow my reviews regularly, (thank you), you know I only tackle the Objective, and never give or remove…