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  • Whiplash
  • Amadeus
  • Oldboy
  • Eyes Wide Shut

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  • Morbius

    ½

  • Uncharted

    ½

  • Piranha 3DD

  • 'Twas the Night

    ★★★

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    Morbius saved my family. My wife was going to leave me for a cardboard cutout of Paul Blart but then I said hey let’s got and watch Morbius and then we’re back together.

    My sex life with my wife has been through the roof with me and my wife having sex everyday and we’ve just cummed to this film.

  • Uncharted

    Uncharted

    So I’ve played all of the games and there are great. Uncharted 4 is one of my favourite games of all time these games are so good. Firstly, who the fuck said oh yeah Tom Holland would be great playing Nathan Drake and also Mark Walhberg gives probably his worst performance since Sully is probably my favourite character in the games and they just make him a massive asshole. 

    This is one of the worst video game adaptations ever. This is definitely one of the worst films I’ve ever seen.

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  • Doctor Strange

    Doctor Strange

    ★★★★½

    This is one of my favourite MCU movies

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★★

    This film is one of the best superhero movies ever made. Yes, up there with The Dark Knight, Superman and Superman 2, Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man Trilogy and Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse. It’s easily the best film in the DCEU and easily in the top 5 dc movies. It’s a comedic film and all the jokes land.