Joshua Patron

Favorite films

  • Duel in the Sun
  • The Avenging Eagle
  • All That Heaven Allows
  • Miami Connection

Recent activity

  • Santa Claws


  • Hollywood Cop


  • The Kentucky Fried Movie


  • Woman in the Dunes


Pinned reviews

  • The Hot, the Cool and the Vicious

    The Hot, the Cool and the Vicious


    A compelling plot, fantastic fights, and an all time great villain. Lower budget kung fu doesn't get any better than this right here!

  • One-Armed Boxer

    One-Armed Boxer


    A seminal piece of exploitation cinema as well as a holy grail kung fu flick. Genuinely one of my favorite things I've ever seen.

Recent reviews

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One


    Probably my favorite new release film in quite some time. Just absolutely phenomenal.

  • Super Power

    Super Power


    Billy Chong does it again! Filled with immaculate fights and an engaging story. A new all time favorite.

Popular reviews

  • National Lampoon's Vacation

    National Lampoon's Vacation


    “Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?”
    “Fuck yo mama.”
    “Thank you very much.”

  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994


    Pretty dull and uninteresting. There are some cool ideas but the execution is all messy. The main girl’s acting is godawful. Actually everyone is lackluster besides Benjamin Flores Jr., kid is damn good. Shot like an episode of Stranger Things. A super lame slasher flick that will appeal to the basic teenage Netflix users. More akin to the Scream tv series or that shitty AHS slasher season. Not my kind of shit at all.