Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Dazed and Confused
  • Possession
  • Barry Lyndon

Recent activity

  • House of Gucci


  • Tiptoes

  • The Velvet Underground


  • Black Widow


Recent reviews

  • Tiptoes


    Tiptoes is a singular, bewildering, offensive, hilarious, shoddy, and fascinating film. I can't rate it because it's both zero stars and five stars. A kind of Schrödinger's cat. But if Schrödinger's cat were a dwarf. And played by Gary Oldman.

    Yes, Academy Award–winning actor and average-sized human being Gary Oldman plays a dwarf in Tiptoes. And you know what? I'm not sure that that's the most insane thing about this film.

    Nearly every choice made in this film, whether dialogue,…

  • The Velvet Underground

    The Velvet Underground


    Gonna blast "Sister Ray" and meld with its noise in gratitude that one of my favorite filmmakers made one of my favorite musical documentaries about one of my favorite bands.

Popular reviews

  • Men at Work

    Men at Work


    If, at 10 years old, you enjoyed a screwball-noir-comedy written and directed by Emilio Estevez, starring him and his brother as garbagemen with matching mullets who like to surf, day-drink, and indulge in shit-filled pranks, which manages to borrow from both Rear Window and Weekend at Bernie's, you should just leave that hazy joy alone.

  • In Fabric

    In Fabric


    Giallos humor