Favorite films

  • Mommy
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Waves
  • The Batman

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  • The Gift

    ★★★★

  • Christine

    ★★★★

  • Life Is Beautiful

    ★★★★★

  • Identity

    ★★½

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  • Mommy

    Mommy

    ★★★★★

    Me at the beginning of the movie: Why tf is this movie in a 1:1 aspect ratio.
    Me throughout the movie: OHH to make me cry OKAY BRILLIANT!

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    What’s black and blue and white all over?

    Me once the Batman is done with me :)

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  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ★★★½

    Only the brave can handle watching James Franco deep throat a pistol with his cornrows and an ugly accent

  • Mommy

    Mommy

    I was just at an interview to work for Cinemark and the man asked me “what is your favorite movie”. I said ‘Mommy’ and he laughed 😭‼️

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