My top 4 are my top 4 picks from whatever my head feels is appropriate.
My reviews are not to be trusted.
So much stuff happening and it’s all in the jungle and it’s all sweaty and there was stock alligator footage! And you know what?! Huh! That’s the best fucking type of stock footage! Fuck!
Michale Berryman comes up out the water like a goddamn anaconda with arms and a machete! Holy fucking goddamn!
Why did they do all those awful things to Anna! Not fair! Fuck you you fucking fuck of a movie!
Yeah! Rebel guerrillas! Drug runners! Death cults! Booby traps! It’s all here and it’s stoopid fucking heavy jungle dipshit metal!