My top 4 are my top 4 picks from whatever my head feels is appropriate.

My reviews are not to be trusted.

Favorite films

  • The Burning Moon
  • Blood Massacre
  • Blood Hook
  • Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby

Recent activity

  • Malignant


  • Cathy's Curse


  • Aliens


  • Alien


Recent reviews

  • Cathy's Curse

    Cathy's Curse


    Little kids cussing is the strongest form of dark magic…. Always and forever!

  • Inquisition



    Old Paul ain’t afraid to kiss a red headed witch! He ain’t afraid to burn them. He ain’t afraid of ripping their nipples off. And he ain’t afraid of falling in love with them like some greasy old monk.

    Turn yourself over to the dark master and have heavy metal dinner parties!

Popular reviews

  • Demons



    Watch with my wife. She kept asking things like:

    Why wasn’t he holding the sword the whole time?

    How was he doing that on the dirt bike?

    Why are the pimply?

    Why don’t demons climb out of all of their backs?

    Who are these people?

    Why are you smiling?

    Have the edibles hit you yet?

  • Cut and Run

    Cut and Run


    So much stuff happening and it’s all in the jungle and it’s all sweaty and there was stock alligator footage! And you know what?! Huh! That’s the best fucking type of stock footage! Fuck!

    Michale Berryman comes up out the water like a goddamn anaconda with arms and a machete! Holy fucking goddamn!

    Why did they do all those awful things to Anna! Not fair! Fuck you you fucking fuck of a movie! 

    Yeah! Rebel guerrillas! Drug runners! Death cults! Booby traps! It’s all here and it’s stoopid fucking heavy jungle dipshit metal!