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  • Bio-Dome
  • American Movie
  • Real Life
  • Paris, Texas

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  • Bloodline

    ★★½

  • The Gray Man

    ★★★

  • Flux Gourmet

    ★★★★½

  • Opening Night

    ★★★★★

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  • Bloodline

    Bloodline

    ★★½

    really boring and bad and confusing and kinda fun to watch. the plot makes no sense, there is a random snuff porn b-plot that seemingly had nothing to do with the main story, there’s a talking robot detective, and about 10 different cities. every scene was a surprise but there were just way too many of them.

  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man

    ★★★

    i like how every single line of dialogue in the second half of the movie was a callback to a different line of dialogue in the first half

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★

    fuuuuck why is this good fuck noooo

  • Being the Ricardos

    Being the Ricardos

    they should still let all of these lame ass celebs make this kinda shit every year but just don’t release it. just let them all babble away in a room with the old man from juno/whiplash and aaron sorkin can be there the whole time. hell, hire david ehrlich to even write glowing reviews of their performances. but stop releasing this trash for public consumption. our in-laws and parents and elderly relatives always end up watching it and talking to us about it and it needs to stop.