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  • Jurassic Park
  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park
  • Jurassic Park III
  • Jurassic World

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  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★½

  • Elvis

    ★★★★

  • Attack of the Murder Hornets

    ★★★★

  • Mr. Right

    ★★

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  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    ★★★★★

    Don’t go into the long grass! 

    This film was my introduction to the Jurassic Park franchise and is the reason why I fell in love with dinosaurs, whilst I now appreciate the first one for the masterpiece it is, this film is still my favourite.

    The opening scene gave me nightmares as a kid, it perfectly sets up the dark tone this film is going for, unlike Jurassic Park’s bright colour palette this film has a darker aesthetic which helps it…

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ½

    I love Jurassic Park, I fiercely defend The Lost World because despite its flaws I still fucking adore it.

    I defend Jurassic Park 3 even though it has a scene of a fucking ninja Spinosaurus sneaking up on a group of people whilst a phone rings in its belly.

    I defend Jurassic World because it was cool to see the park up and running even though it’s a nostalgia bait cash grab without any of the charm.

    I forgive so much…

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  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★½

    Well I finally finished the show and overall it’s such wasted potential of a cool character, I was hoping we’d get a beautiful character piece about Obi-Wan but instead we got the Adventures of Leia show.

    I really did enjoy the final scene between Obi & Vader but it’s too little too late for one of the most bland poorly written shows I’ve watched in a while.

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★

    Well don't you know I'm, caught in a trap?
    I can’t walkout…

    Having Suspicious Minds play whilst you see Elvis’s manager being a manipulative piece of shit was heartbreaking, even knowing the story going in wasn’t enough to stop it hitting me in the feels.

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