Favorite films

  • Pulp Fiction
  • Star Wars
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • The Matrix

Recent activity

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


  • The Northman


  • The Batman


Pinned reviews

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things




    2020 RANKED

    “I’m thinking of ending things.”

    I’m not gonna pretend I understood what was going on, but I know I enjoyed the ride. Despite its slow pace, there’s something about it that draws you in and invites pondering alongside it. I’m not entirely sure what I expected, but I think it challenged me and made me uncomfortable in a way that modern cinema rarely does. And for that, I gotta hand it to him: Kaufman’s a genius.


  • Da 5 Bloods

    Da 5 Bloods


    I don’t even know how to begin talking about a film like this. What a fucking BEAST!
    This film just moved me on so many levels.
    God bless you, Spike Lee.
    And Terence Blanchard.
    Oh, and an Oscar for Delroy Lindo please!

Recent reviews

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    Fuck Doctor Strange.

    Wow. I don’t even know what else to say.

    I’ve loved Daniels ever since Swiss Army Man, so it was a real treat to see them back making movies.

    I loved every inch of this movie. It’s a bit like watching every movie you’ve ever seen all at once. It’s crazy. It’s mind-boggling. And it’s really…human.

    All this multiversal tension just builds and builds and builds, and then it all releases in a simple hug between mother…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


    I never know how to rate these things, because they are fun, and I do enjoy myself, but they’re not exactly real movies, y’know?

    I think Sam Raimi directs the HELL outta this one though. He’s one of my favorites, and I think he understood exactly what this genre needed and just fuckin’ went for it. Over-the-top and thrilling and such.

    The spoilery stuff is fun! Elizabeth Olsen is fantastic! I think America Chavez is a really cool character! And…

Popular reviews

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho


    A deeply silly film that gets more and more ridiculous as it goes along, and also feels nothing like Edgar Wright. I know directors are allowed to evolve, but this feels messy and phoned-in in a way his films usually aren’t. There are some harrowing and spooky scenes here and there, the colors are occasionally very pretty, and Thomasin McKenzie is giving it her all, but I don’t think this works. Pretty much everything about the screenplay is just laughable,…