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  • An American Werewolf in London
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • GoodFellas
  • Blade Runner 2049

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  • The Stuff

    ★★½

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★★

  • The Lost City

    ★★

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

    9/10

    I want to know how a rock with googly eyes made me cry?

    Seriously what the hell?!!

    This is a ridiculously entertaining and creative film from the directing duo Daniels. This is what movies are all about, telling familiar and emotional stories in new and exciting ways. The overall message when thinking about it, is really cheesy but it is delivered so beautifully that it worked for me. I was in tears in the theater, I’m not afraid to…

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★½

    9/10

    It’s ironic that this is all about how messy and complex we are as humans because this movie is filmed to perfection. It looks so good, the framing of the shots, it’s all just a beautiful way to tell this story. I could watch this film on mute and still be invested because I don’t know how else to say how good it looks. With great editing as well, it’s long but I think for the most part it’s…

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  • The Stuff

    The Stuff

    ★★½

    5/10

    Goes off the rails immediately when in the first 30 seconds of the film, a man discovers white oozing goo coming out of the ground and his first instinct is to eat it. The film as a whole is a not so subtle allegory for 80s consumerism. The film really gets absurd the more it goes along. Some of the practical effects are pretty neat but then there are some other horribly dated ones. It feels like nothing really…

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★

    4/10

    “He slid into my DM’s.”

    The Jurassic World trilogy is one of the worst things ever created by humans.

    This franchise that has not been good since the 90s is hopefully finally over. The story sucked so hard, I can’t believe it was really about locusts, I thought everyone was doing some big inside joke. Some of the Dino set pieces are pretty neat. This is just the worst thing ever stitched together with sequences of action directed by…

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  • The Phantom of the Opera

    The Phantom of the Opera

    2/10

    WHY DOES HE HAVE A HORSE???!!!!!

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★★

    10/10

    I finally drank the milkshake....I DRANK IT UP!

    This film, is this even a film? this SPECTACLE is just an explosion of greatness. now my first viewing, I didn't quite like this film. Day-Lewis was great but I just thought "That's it?" So after seeing so many people praise this for some time now, I just go, "You know what, Gladiator is going to have to wait because I'm rewatching TWBB."

    And can I just say...wow. from the opening…