JORDAN’s review published on Letterboxd:
4/10 (Ultimate Edition)
Batman: Tell me? Do you bleed? You will.
Superman: did you just threaten me?
Batman: well I thought that was implied
Superman: I could kill you with my eyes
Batman: that's exactly why I want to kill you!
Superman: Wo! That's a little harsh, that's like wanting to destroy Russia because they could nuke us at anytime.
Batman: why would they do that?
Superman: why would I kill everyone Jerk?!
Batman: cause that flash told me!
Superman: ugh what? That's what sets your motive, that's terrible writing!
Superman: anyways, I should really bring you in for...killing all those people in that car chase
Batman: No it's fine they're bad guys.
Superman: yeah but people are dying
because of your bat brand! You don't get to decide who dies!
Batman: didn't you...
Batman: fly a man through a brick wall..
Superman: stop it
Batman: Wouldnt that kill him instantly?
Superman: well he was going to kill Lois
Batman: well you don't get to decide who dies
Superman: are you mocking me?
Batman: I am! Cause later on I kill KGbeast to save your mother! And you're fiiiine with that aren't you? Superman more like Super-hypocrite
Wonder Woman: Good one.
Batman: thank you
Superman: Man, we are asking some very psychological, political, philosophical, pretentious questions here.
Batman: yeah.....remember when superhero movies used to be fun?
Superman: yeah...But the Dark Knight isn't fun and that's good!
Batman: the scene where the 18 wheeler flips over...that was pretty fun
Doomsday: RAWR UGH AGA RAWR
Batman: what the Heck?!
So I watched the Ultimate Edition, it didn't change my opinion at all. It was a chore to rewatch this. It's three hours, and so slow, long, boring, and stupid. I just kind of fast forwarded the Doomsday scene because...it's stupid garbage. I do not like this film, any version of it, but if you do, cool. Embrace it. I just don't think this is a good film. Ugh, this movie stinks.