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  • Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

    Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance


    due to my natural affinity for nicholas cage and the red bull induced filmaking styles of Neveldine Taylor. This gets a pass. It makes no sense at all but is way too fun.

  • House of 1000 Corpses

    House of 1000 Corpses


    pretty stupid but the flashy editing is super cool

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  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story


    continuity pornography, why many have become disenfranchised with Hollywood, and why we see these DC movies failing at the box office is why this was mostly a failure. however the monotonous, dragged out plot, and ccookie-cutter characterless leads were rewarded with a super charged climax that would make any ""fan boy"" lose their shit. great action, horrible film.

  • Fifty Shades Darker

    Fifty Shades Darker


    not very erotic tbh also seems insanely amateurish. made over 300 million, love to meet the lovers of this no sarcasm