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  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★★★★

    Kino

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★½

    Just think if you shit your pants but instead of shitting your pants normally you'd put on a shit-encrusted pair of pants and walk around for a bit and then the shit would get wetter and eventually fly into your asshole and your pants would be clean. That's what this movie is all about, baby.

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  • The Boys Think They Have One on Foxy Grandpa, But He Fools Them

    The Boys Think They Have One on Foxy Grandpa, But He Fools Them

    ★★★★★

    Based grandpa dabbing on zoomers

  • Naked Lunch

    Naked Lunch

    ★★★★

    Roger Elbert’s Lost Review


    I shall never understand the need for violence and despicable, utterly despicable FILTH in the medium of Filmè, a medium which should remain pure, not muddled up with a nonsensical plot about a cockroach-typewriter (or, I suppose one of higher refinement, such as myself, would say a typewriter-cockroach) telling the dreadful main character (who really must speak up, I had to turn the volume on my GameBoy Advance all the way up even to make out a…