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  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

    ★★★★

    Kate Winslet can do anything. And why didn't we better utilize Jack Black in other RomComs while they were still a thing??

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    This film struck a nerve so tender and personal to me, I don't think I actually want to discuss it with anyone at all.

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  • Silent Nights

    Silent Nights

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    THIS WAS REALLY BAD. Buckle up, friends, and I'll tell you why.

    1.TERRIBLE representation of immigrants. The Immigrant lead, Kwame, does everything that people are scared of. He fights, he lies, he steals, he takes advantage of those who try and help him. He tells his wife back home he is working but it is clear throughout the movie he is lying. We only ever see him send money back home after he steals it from the Salvation Army. And…

  • A Cure for Wellness

    A Cure for Wellness

    ★★★★½

    I don't even know where to start. I think...I think I should start by saying that I had a hell of a time watching this movie. I thought it had a phenomenally gorgeous look. The location was fairy tale-esque, the shots were just beautiful and I thought the color and tone was just sublime. I have some minor complaints about CG (specifically that horrible deer or elk or whatever it was).

    The story was just a wild ride, folks. That's…