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  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★★★½

    I appreciate Tom Holland doing both Peter and Spidey a ton of justice but need Marvel to start mixing it up with the tone of their films.

  • The Big Sick

    The Big Sick

    ★★★★★

    This was a magnificently honest and touching comedy that has hands down the funniest 9/11 joke I've ever heard.

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  • Silent Nights

    Silent Nights

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    THIS WAS REALLY BAD. Buckle up, friends, and I'll tell you why.

    1.TERRIBLE representation of immigrants. The Immigrant lead, Kwame, does everything that people are scared of. He fights, he lies, he steals, he takes advantage of those who try and help him. He tells his wife back home he is working but it is clear throughout the movie he is lying. We only ever see him send money back home after he steals it from the Salvation Army. And…

  • A Cure for Wellness

    A Cure for Wellness

    ★★★★½

    I don't even know where to start. I think...I think I should start by saying that I had a hell of a time watching this movie. I thought it had a phenomenally gorgeous look. The location was fairy tale-esque, the shots were just beautiful and I thought the color and tone was just sublime. I have some minor complaints about CG (specifically that horrible deer or elk or whatever it was).

    The story was just a wild ride, folks. That's…