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  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    ★★★★

    A bawdy, crass and uproarious good time! This has two things that no other film this year will have 1. a lengthy and hilarious Interview with a Vampire reference 2. the utterly captivating Zazie Beetz as Domino. Both are worth the price of admission alone, but that's not even mentioning my dear boy Julian Dennison literally doing his very best and knocking it out of the park (insert heart eye emoji here). Is this a 'masterpiece'? Is it Great Art?…

  • Thelma

    Thelma

    ★★★★★

    Creepy, romantic, supernatural, tragic, coming of age story featuring a sapphic girl from a repressive family? YES

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  • Silent Nights

    Silent Nights

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    THIS WAS REALLY BAD. Buckle up, friends, and I'll tell you why.

    1.TERRIBLE representation of immigrants. The Immigrant lead, Kwame, does everything that people are scared of. He fights, he lies, he steals, he takes advantage of those who try and help him. He tells his wife back home he is working but it is clear throughout the movie he is lying. We only ever see him send money back home after he steals it from the Salvation Army. And…

  • A Cure for Wellness

    A Cure for Wellness

    ★★★★½

    I don't even know where to start. I think...I think I should start by saying that I had a hell of a time watching this movie. I thought it had a phenomenally gorgeous look. The location was fairy tale-esque, the shots were just beautiful and I thought the color and tone was just sublime. I have some minor complaints about CG (specifically that horrible deer or elk or whatever it was).

    The story was just a wild ride, folks. That's…