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  • Nightbeast



    I’m a schlock kinda’ person, but I’d been sitting on this crummy Nightbeast dvd for years. Luckilly Mandy finally convinced me to break the seal and watch it. It’s goofy fun but slows way the fuck down after the first act. I like that we get no exposition on the alien menace at all. It just kills people cause it can. You get throwaway characters doing whatever and then the beast shows up to rip an arm or head off,…

  • Mandy



    Mandy is pretty freakin’ great. It’s a straight up revenge story elevated by amazing visuals (love the grainy texture), sound, performances and mood that switches effortlessly between weird and oddly touching. See it some place loud and on the big screen as it simply demands it. My favorite movie and soundtrack of 2018 to be sure (Halloween don’t fail me now!) and I’m looking forward to seeing it again, and again.

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  • The Suckling

    The Suckling


    The Suckling is fascinatingly terrible. I expected a goofy Tromaesque monster cheapie but it doesn't play for laughs, unless it's of the unintentional kind. For one, it's pretty sleazy. About as sleazy as you'd expect from a story about a brothel / backdoor abortion clinic and a toxically mutated fetus killing everyone. Although to be fair, most of the killings are actually done by the trapped folks amongst themselves. There's a wild sex scene in the start which is hard…

  • Lady Terminator

    Lady Terminator


    Yes, it rips off Terminator every chance it gets. It's also full of mystical, weird and wonderful things. Plus, and that's the real kicker, the action stuff is superior and way more brutal than the majority of similar schlock from around that time. Nobody is save, people get shot up in all kinds of glorious ways. Lovers of blood squibs take note, Lady Terminator's got you covered. There's a shootout in a police station which rivals even Maniac Cop II.…