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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★★

    Was really hoping for a scene of Reynolds walking around a fabrics store, "Why don't I own this?" but I'll get over it.

  • Coherence

    Coherence

    ★★★½

    My Dinner with Primer.

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  • Dances with Wolves

    Dances with Wolves

    ★★★★★

    This film is such a relic of its time in the best possible way.

    If this were made today:

    -It'd be a stupid miniseries on Netflix with no theatrical release, for people to watch on iPads on their layovers
    -The duration would either be halved or doubled
    -Every prop and piece of wardrobe would look insanely gaudy with digital cinema cameras
    -The score would be Zimmer-esque strings and drums with a bunch of "hihowareya" faux-First Nation chants thrown in
    -Every…

  • No Country for Old Men

    No Country for Old Men

    ★★★★★

    I watch this movie every day.

    I watch this movie when I get up in the morning and when I go to bed at night (with a quick nibble in the afternoon).

    I watch this movie while I'm watching other movies.

    I watch this movie.

    Cogito ergo sum (roughly translates to "Erryboddygo watch sum No Country for Old Men").