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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


    Take a drink every time an otherwise emotional or dramatic moment is ruined by a completely unnecessary punchline.

  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast


    I need chemotherapy.

    No "Crazy old Maurice...crazy old Maurice..." = 0/10

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  • No Country for Old Men

    No Country for Old Men


    I watch this movie every day.

    I watch this movie when I get up in the morning and when I go to bed at night (with a quick nibble in the afternoon).

    I watch this movie while I'm watching other movies.

    I watch this movie.

    Cogito ergo sum (roughly translates to "Erryboddygo watch sum No Country for Old Men").

  • Nineteen Eighty-Four

    Nineteen Eighty-Four



    In all seriousness, I wouldn't go as far as calling 1984 'unfilmable', but I would certainly assert the notion that the novel is much more thematic than visual. Take a book like Life of Pi for example: a boy and a tiger on a boat in the middle of the ocean, sounds like a 100% visual journey. Nineteen Eighty-Four: a dystopian future where the government controls its citizens in a gritty world of blah blah blah blah.

    The novel…