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  • Mulan



    "Citizen, I need firepower!"

  • Winter's Bone

    Winter's Bone


    It wasn't bad, but nothing happens. Like, kill someone already.

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If you haven’t seen this latest Marvel film, I would highly recommend it. This movie is fantastic for several reasons, it is not just “another superhero movie”, it is smartly written and funny, while at the same time capable of great poignancy, and it is reminiscent of great (in my opinion) movies, such as Star Wars, Serenity and the new Star Trek: Into Darkness, to name a few.

    In recent years, there has been a “superhero blockbuster” every five minutes,…

  • Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid

    Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid


    Screw Bob Dylan. I hate his character (who was unnecessary), I hate his facial expressions, his 6 different hats for no apparent reason, the annoying amount of his music that was thrust into my face throughout the entire film and the fact that he really did not do anything or serve any kind of purpose. Also the rest of the movie was boring, many of the characters were introduced solely so that they could die in the scene in which they were introduced and there was no real sense of a driving story.