A Star Is Born

A Star Is Born ★★★½

Shiny streets.

Take the biggest jar from your kitchen, preferably a glass one. Take this suitcase full of money (you will need $35 for later). 

Go to the Empire State Building. Buy a ticket to the top. Of course you can keep the change for all the inconvenience. 

Now (you will need to run after this) throw the jar out onto the street.

Run!

Once you get there please, by all means, mop the floor with my A-Star-Is-Born-sad body.

But take a picture before you leave.

Wasn’t that a beautiful shiny street?

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